As Russell Brand prepares for his divorce from Katy Perry, many people are amazed that a man is about to take half of a woman’s money.
After all, Russell has the opportunity to make up for an injustice that has been going on for far too long.
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For decades undeserving women have been taking half of a man’s wealth, all in the name of holy matrimony. Since there was no prenup between the two, Russell is his entitled to 50 percent of Katy’s cash.
That could end up being around $20-30 million. To put that in a little more perspective, the 36-year-old Get Him To The Greek actor is only worth about $15 million now.
That’s right, Brand can triple his bank.
But I’m not down with that. While it may go against the G-Code, I urge Russell Brand not to take Katy’s money.
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So what, Juanita Jordan banked a robust $168 million from her divorce of Michael Jordan? She didn’t lay one pick and roll, or throw one alley oops, but she still got paid.
Who cares that Harrison Ford shelled out a monstrous $118 million of his Indiana Jones bread to his now ex-wife Melissa Mathison? She ain’t enter the Temple Of Doom, but she got bread like she did.
Yeah, these women got a lot of money in divorce, but still I urge Russell Brand not to take Katy’s cash. For one, men don’t take money from women, and those who do are called pimps.
Russell might dress like him, but he’s no Supafly.
Speaking of pimps, I do suggest Russell take the advice of a well known procurer named Pretty Tony who once said, he got so much money from one chick that he needed a Brinks truck to carry it.
Cashing out now will limit men from ever earning more than $25-30 million, and that won’t be fair.
Especially when Vanessa Bryant is about to get so much money from divorcing Kobe that she could bail out the U.S. government herself.
I say Russell should wait, so more men can cash out later. Let Katy have her chump change, until a man can divorce a woman and walk away with Juanita Jordan/Vanessa Bryant money.
Now that would be cray!
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