While I was backstage at SOBs hosting the rebirth of hip hop event I was having a discussion about Mel Gibson, relationships and the hilarity of New York slang. Being the jokster I am I did my beat Macho Man Randy Savage impression and sold it as Mel Gibson. That’s when this lovely and thick island girl said and I quote ‘I don’t feel sorry for her, because our men do that all the time the only difference is Mel Gibson is famous’ . She had just opened my eyes that a lot of men are crazed, pyschotic deranged animals who may or may not become racist at times.
Mel’s latest rant hit close to home for me, while I was talking on the phone with a fine big booty video vixen who used to date a few of your favorite celebrities her phone beeped, clicked or hesistated like 49 times. She explain to me that it was her crazy ex boyfriend who won’t leave her alone. I explained to her that she should probably just answer the phone, she insisted he would stop. She said this in a calm like this was totally normal behavior for men let alone that this type of thing happens all of the time.
Then when I heard the Mel Gibsom audio tape below it dawned on me that my big booty video vixen had been Mel Gibson before we knew about the Mel Gibson. So what are some ways guys can avoid Mel Gibson’ing a woman?
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Stop leaving messages. – I no longer leave messages for one I hate the sound of my voice 2 with caller Id there is really no need to leave a message and if I do leave a message I only say this. ‘it’s Xilla… Call me’
I know it goes without saying but it’s a voice reciept to the fact that I called. The last thing I need is for a message of me asking for a huge favor to be leaked to the Internet.
Hide your phone: After hearing all of these rants I’ve come to the conclusion that Mel Gibson cannot control the need to call Oksana and curse her out like Billy Martin in the 80s or worst the wicked witch hosting Def Comedy Jam. So he should lock his phone somewhere or give it to his employees. If you don’t have a phone you can’t call and leave messages on her phone. No messages no voicemail = More Mel Gibson movies and no feeling a guilt when you watch your old Leathal weapons DVDs.
Exit Stage Left: I can’t understand how couples claim to hate each other, and say the other person gets on their nerves but they continue to stick around. This makes me believe that somewhere in their life growing up they started to like being cursed out, confused and abused. They started to enjoy getting called a red belly bleep, bleeping bleep of a mother bleeper. Those sort of things make them feel good. All jokes aside if a person is getting on your nerves that much and causing you to leave them 30 voice mails… leave.
