How many times have you already seen the caption “I woke up like this” attached to some ridiculous picture on your Instagram timeline?
If a few of your friends are Beyonce stans, then you’ve seen that caption one too many times this week. A wise man once said, “always be yourself, unless you can be Beyonce,” and Beyonce’s never going to be replaced, so unfortunately we have to continue to live our mediocre lives.
While everyone is still high off Beyonce’s aroma, we decided to deliver a dose of reality – YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE (sorry for the harshness).
So in honor of everyone who mistook themselves for Beyonce over the past week, here’s the reality:
Beyonce’s Drunk In Love
Reality Of Drunk In Love
Beyonce Riding A Surfboard
Reality Of Riding A Surfboard
Breastesses For Breakfast
Chicken Breasts For Breakfast
Beyonce’s Filthy
Reality Of Filthy
Beyonce’s No Angel
Reality Of No Angel
Beyonce’s “I Woke Up Like This”
The Reality Of Waking Up
Beyonce’s Flawless
The Reality…We’re Flawed
Beyonce’s Goddamn Goddamn
Reality Of When You Actually Say Goddamn
Beyonce Talking To The Driver
Reality Of Talking To A Cab Driver
Beyonce’s Cake
Reality Of Eating Cake
Beyonce Jealous
Reality Of Being Jealous
Beyonce’s Rocket Lifting Off
Reality Of Your Rocket Lifting Off
Beyonce Falling On A Bed
Reality Of Falling On A Bed
Beyonce Crying
Reality Of Crying
Beyonce’s “We Be All Night”
Reality Of “We Be All Night”
Beyonce’s XO
Reality of XO
Beyonce’s Child
Your Child