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*Note: We’ve seen so much homophobia on the net recently, that we couldn’t help but take a few jabs at the scaredy cat coverage…

GASP!!! OUR EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION SHOWS THAT BRUNO IS GAY!!! DID YOU GET THE MEMO??? WE DIDN’T!!! 

SHOCKER!!!! ELLEN DEGENERES AND HER LOVER! YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!! WE’VE GOT THE PHOTO TO PROVE THAT LESBIANS ARE INVADING HOLLYWOOD!!!

OMG!!! CLAY AIKEN IS GAY AND HE SINGS TOO!!! WHO KNEW THAT GAY PEOPLE COULD SING SONGS??? WE THOUGHT ALL THEY DID WAS DANCE IN PARADES!!!

WHAT??? LANCE BASS WEARS A SUIT AND HE’S GAY!!!! LOOK AT OUR PHOTO OF HIM IN A 3-PIECE SUIT!!! GAY MEN DON’T WEAR SUITS, THEY ONLY WEAR TIGHT DENIM SHORTS AND CONSTRUCTION HELMETS!!! WHAT IS HE DOING??? O-M-G!!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! JAMES BALDWIN WAS GAY!!! A BLACK GUY WHO WROTE BOOKS WAS GAY!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE WERE GAYS RUNNING AROUND WRITING LITERATURE??? WE DIDN’T!!! WE THOUGHT THEY JUST DID HAIR!!!

HE’S COMING OUT!!! WE KNEW HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING IN THAT PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA AND IT WAS GAYNESS!!! OMG, WTF? SMH!!! SPONGEBOB COULD BE GAY AND ENTERTAINING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

C’mon why are we tripping over the fact that gay athletes exist? It’s nothing new yet some of us still feel the need to give low blows (no pun intended) for the sake of shock.

We can be better than this. See you at Bruno tonight!