After the sad (amazing) news that socialite and TV personality Kim Kardashian officially broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years, NFL pro-bowler and running back Reggie Bush, a void has been left in the world of shallow celebrity gossip. With this void quickly growing larger, it leaves me to think about what I will truly miss about this seemingly perfect couple.
7. Watching New Orleans Saints games in hopes that the camera will somehow span Kim in her private box
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6. Seeing how beautiful 2 people can actually look going about their daily activities together
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5. We’ll never know what potentially the most beautiful baby in the world would have looked like
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4. Speculating about their relationship–Are they engaged? Did they elope? Now there’s nothing left to wonder about
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3. Watching their relationship on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians,’ it’s the only reason we care about the show anyway
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2. All of the paparazzi photos of Reggie…I have a feeling we’ll sadly be seeing less of him now that he’s solo
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1. The potential for another sex tape has now been lost…unless it was already taped…
BONUS: NO MORE GQ PHOTOSHOOTS…
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