Linzi Stoppar did her best Rihanna impression mixed with a little bit of Baby from Cash Money when she posed naked to promote the most expensive electric violin of all time. The violin is covered with with 50,000 Swarovski crystals and cost a whopping 1 million dollars. It’s a recession I can figure a million better things to do than spend a million dollars on a shiny violin. Like spend it on my girlfriend in my mind Vanessa Veasley and our baby we plan to have in the future.
All jokes aside this is the type of thing you would think T-Pain would do with his AutoTunes vocoder. The violin is pretty, it’s nice to look at but it’s really a waste of money. I guess If I had a million dollars to blow, i would do exactly that… Blow it on bull s***.
The sad part is that we live in a world where we live for crazy, outlandish things. Who even enjoys plain food anymore, regular condoms, or even traditional hip hop and R&B. The world is changing fast and as we embark on the future of the New American Mainstream the lines will be blurred, classical music will become more like Hip Hop, Hip Hop will include more classical music and the lines of art will blur even more, or become more defined. So as you check out the pics of this naked classical music superstar, you can also watch a group of classical musicians remake Rihanna’s Rude Boy. Think about your musical taste and get out of the box, because it no longer exist.