The #Beyhive doesn’t know what the hell to do with themselves!
Beyonce came through at the stroke of midnight like an easy breezy beautiful fairy goddess and blessed all of us with more than we ever could’ve imagined.
Beysus made the announcement on her Facebook that she was releasing an “exclusive visual album” and well… chaos ensued and the minds of Bey stans all over the globe were blown.
It all went a little something like this.
First they were all like ‘wait…’
Wait…wait… full album, full videos??
And then it clicks and you realize you need to move motherf*cking fast! Where is the link?! Where is it?
And then it’s happening… the almighty is downloading to your iTunes.
And you’re watching each track download by the second.
And then as the download continues, you press play on “Pretty Hurts” and the first words are “Mrs. Third Ward…”
Then the whole motherloving album is complete and you’re like VIDEOS VIDEOS VIDEOS!!!!!!
You take a breath and you hit the play button.
And as you watch this:
This:
And this:
YOU’RE EXPLODING WITH EXCITEMENT, GLORY AND PRAISE.
And then you go on Twitter and you’re just waiting for someone to tweet-hate on this work of perfection.
Your first encounter with the album is complete and you’re just like, ‘Here Beyonce, take my wig… take it!’
And then you start all over again.
