This Christmas, after you deck the halls with boughs of holly, don’t forget to deck your loved one’s neck with a dick.
Sorry for being so vulgar, but just in time for the holidays, Tom Ford is selling a necklace with a penis charm on it, because diamonds just won’t do it this year. No, our minds are not just in the gutter. It’s literally labeled as a “penis pendant necklace” on the online shop.
The phallic piece comes in three sizes—small, medium, and large—but it isn’t about the size, it’s about the quality (18K gold or silver).
The penis can be yours for $790.
PHOTO CREDIT: Tom Ford