Source: fstop123 / Getty
If you haven’t seen this colorful bottle on your timeline yet, you need to follow some litty-er individuals.
According to social media, it only takes a few sips for Cappricio’s Bubbly Sangria to get to work.
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996926312139952129
Flip the page to follow @_djrocklee’s journey, plus more reviews of the heavily-hyped sangria.
As @iamwil_ pointed out (and as usual), it’s all thanks to Black Twitter.
If you’re unclear why Cappricio secures 2018’s #ThotJuice crown, @_djrocklee first post after a few sips says it all.
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996942272603344896
He typed, “I don’t know how much I’ve had yet, all I know is that I haven’t finished this bottle & I’m already ready to make some babies.”
But that was just the beginning:
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996952493186781184
One hour later: “I’m in my boxers & my girlfriend’s robe turning up to Cardi B.” Then, “Idk what to call this, but we drunk af.”
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996953714102538240
A dance battle broke out by the second bottle.
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996957809332903936
And things only got better from there.
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996961964944515073
Love Global Grind? Get more! Join the Global Grind Newsletter
We care about your data. See our privacy policy.
His next update: “I jus realized that I’m turning up with no one else but my girlfriend & im having the time of my fucking life!”
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996962512988983297
And then: “Idk bout y’all but I’m for sure gettin my sick ducked tonight 😉 if you know what I mean 😂.”
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996963082583855104
DJ’s next post:
”Oh no they didn’t jus play Boo’d up in the club !” And “….help 💀 I can’t tell if I took her soul or if she just took mine.”
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/996970106533171200
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/997008778015932417
His final review confirms everything on the tape:
“So yeah, if you haven’t guessed by now. This shit is legit. It was def NOT all just hype. This shit is dangerous and if you play your cards right you can get your sick ducked just as I did. 10/10 on Yelp, 5 stars on rotten tomatoes, 100% amazing !”
https://twitter.com/_djrocklee/status/997013705769578496
If you needed more proof, @_om2 couldn’t lie about how the juice had him feeling, either.
Hit the jump for his experience.
June June says it had to grow on him.
At first he felt the drink was “overhyped,” but good.
It wasn’t long before he corrected himself, typing “I lied,” “dis shit a hit.”
Drink responsibly.
