I firmly believe that if you throw Rihanna‘s vagina up in the air it will turn into sunshine. It has to be that damn good to have all these rappers fighting over it.
STORY: Rihanna Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle
If you haven’t heard, Chris Brown is a bit upset that his ex-girlfriend has been ‘bumping uglies’ with Meek Mill, Drake and allegedly a few other dudes. Breezy not only tweeted about what Rihanna does with her privates, he wrote a song about it:
”Don’t f— with my old bitch, it’s like a bad fur / Every industry n—– done had her.”
Meek sent some tweets, Drake sent some tweets and Rihanna sent some tweets and now the whole world knows a couple of dudes who’ve been in Rihanna’s pants.
So now that you’re caught up the speed, I have a theory: men are the new women. Usually it’s women who get emotional over who their ex is sleeping with, but more and more often men are getting pissy when they find out their chick has moved on.
Jay-Z once rapped, “…but that’s not your bitch/You share that girl, don’t let ’em hear that he’ll earl/ It’ll make ’em sick that his favorite chick/ Ain’t saving it…”
Now this sickness that Jay rapped about has grown into an epidemic; eating away at the brains of otherwise sane men and forcing them to do stupid shit. All because their favorite chicks ain’t saving it. But that’s the world we live in.
Men are the new chicks, women are giving men a healthy dose of their own medicine and it looks like men can’t take it.
PHOTOS: Drake and Rihanna Rekindle Their Love For One Another
Rihanna has the right to hand out as many coochie coupons as she sees fit. So if you’re a thug life dream chaser who knows how to scream YOLO while doing hood rat things with your friends, then you have a chance.
Bottom line: it’s time for dudes to man up!
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