Earlier today we reported that Katy Perry looked pregnant in her tight fitting dress, which left us wondering, what kind of pregnant person will Katy Perry be?
In the hip-pop world, there are many different kinds of mothers-to-be.
There is the pre-2011 Beyonce mother-to-be type, where people in the media accuse you of being pregnant whenever there is a slow news day.
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No nip slips? You’re pregnant! No one got locked up? You’re pregnant. No actors in Hollywood got caught with coke? You’re pregnant! Actor did get caught in Hollywood with coke, but no porn stars, strippers or prostitutes? You’re pregnant!
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Katy Perry could also be the Jessica Simpson type mother-to-be, who is obviously pregnant but wants people to think she’s not pregnant. We see her stomach growing, but she’d rather people think she was fat and eating chocolate covered pickles fried in pig fat because she liked it. Not because she’s craving weird things.
We doubt the “California Gurls” singer is the kind of hip-pop mother who wants to appear pregnant for attention. Putting watermelons under her dress, wearing a fake baby bump or starting a reality show that gives people a shot at love like Tila Tequila.
We believe that Katy Perry would be more like the current Beyonce we know now. The one who goes to the MTV Awards and shares her blessing with the world. The type who has a continuous joy and willingness to shows off her baby bump with an enormous amount of happiness. That’s the type of mother we love around these parts!
Now we don’t know if Katy is pregnant, but we know we are all smart enough to know that when she’s ready to have a baby, she will. And when she’s ready to tell the public she’s pregnant she’ll tell us.
We don’t have to worry about inflatable baby bumps with Katy Perry. We just need to concern ourselves with Rusty Rockets and cake bras. We’ll take that until she decides to start pumping out babies.
