This story is about nothing more than the brain-busting pondering of celebrity bliss and all the things they do that make you go hmmm … To get your brain running during midday, GlobalGrind has presented celebrity imponderables.
There may be no specific explanation or reason, but GlobalGrind is sure that ‘hmmm’ moments will serve as good brain candy. Things that make you go hmmm … is a small collection of humorous questions or statements that will leave you baffled.
For those of you who don’t know the lucky gentleman swimming in the Atlantic Ocean is, well, he’s Tom Cruise’s adopted son Connor.
Connor is far from the little boy, we once knew back in the day when Tom Cruise and his now ex-wife Nicole Kidman were married, but we didn’t know Connor was this grown up.
Oh, that’s because he isn’t! So why is Connor, who is only 16 years old, swimming in Miami with a topless woman that looks 10 years his senior?! Yeah, same thing we want to know.
We’re not judging at all, but Connor is getting his swerve on early.
GlobalGrind knows that 16-year-olds see tittays and have sex, yes, we watch “16 And Pregnant,” but damn Connor, have you ever heard of the word discretion?
When GlobalGrind got a glimpse of this pic we definitely were like hmmm…
Check out more things that make you go hmmm on the next few pages!
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Soccer hottie David Beckham loves to pick his wedgies on the field. He totally wasn’t picking a wedgie, he actually got kicked really hard in the ass, but when we first spotted this picture we said hmmm … for a very long time.
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Has Jesus come?! Why is Waka Flocka in a suit? Oh yeah, that’s right, he’s suppose to retire. We’ll believe it when we see it.
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Little Richard is still pushing! Okay, he’s getting pushed, but you all know what we mean. Still as tootie and fruitie as ever.
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Janice Dickinson’s beach bod is exceptional for a … we’ll let you all complete that sentence.
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Richard Simmons planking … no words.
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Is that a raccoon-tiger on your shoulder?! Dana Delany, why are you wearing this?!
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Why is Michelle Rodriguez kickin’ it heavy with the Dos Equis guy?! Wait, that’s not him! This speedo loving Italian is Gianluca Vacchi, who looks eerily similar to the man who promotes Mexican beer. Weird.
