World, meet Alison Gold. She’s basically the new Rebecca Black and she’s here to take the title for best-worst music video ever.
Gold’s 15 minutes of fame came after a video produced by Patrice Wilson, the same evil genius responsible for “Friday,” surfaced on YouTube. Just as soon as “Chinese Food” hit the internets, it skyrocketed our girl Alison to internet stardom. Within hours, the food-themed anthem got nearly 1 million views.
We totally see why – it’s pure gold (no pun intended, Alison)!
The 3 minute and 28 second video showcases Alison’s love for, you guessed it, Chinese food. From egg rolls to fried rice to ch-ch-ch-chow mein; Gold’s video covers all the delicious bases.
The video also features a giant panda, frolicking, and well – a lot of other strange and slightly offensive things you’ll just have to see to believe.
Check it out.
