Hey, Halloween offenders.
We forgot to tell you something. Through all the berating about blackface, other culturally insensitive costumes, the stupid Ebola hazmat suit, and all the costumes that suggest women can only dress up like sexy kittens, we can’t believe we forgot this super important offense.
Please don’t dress up as an ex-Baltimore Raven who knocked his fiancée unconscious in an elevator and dragged her limp body through an Atlantic City hotel.
Also, please don’t use a lifeless blow-up doll to represent said fiancée.
And if you do dress up like Ray Rice (like this guy’s friend did), you’re probably just a really shitty person. So don’t fuck up this Halloween. Domestic violence may be scary…but it’s definitely not clever or funny.