First Lady Michelle Obama is harnessing her funny on the internet again (remember her celebrity-riddled “Let’s Move” videos?) and this time, she’s disappointed in a movie about junk food zombies. Well, not really. But FLOTUS did appear in a Funny or Die mock movie trailer starring Chloe Grace Moretz as the heroine who saves her […]

Well, this is a hairy situation. A grandmother in the United Kingdom was in for quite the surprise when she discovered a dead, shriveled mouse in the bowl of cereal she poured from a freshly opened box. We apologize in advance for your new cereal phobia. Patti Henderson, 50, discovered the critter in the Kellogg’s brand […]

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If the idea alone of processed chicken nuggets isn’t enough to make your stomach turn, we’re sure this might do just the trick. A Georgia firm is recalling more than 15,000 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets after getting several complaints that the nuggets contained pieces of plastic – a secret ingredient no one wants to find in […]

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Just about everyone besides vegetarians and other meat-loathing separatists are bacon-holics, but that might all change with the soaring prices for the pig. Due to a declining supply of pigs caused by a deadly virus that spread across 30 states since the outbreak last year, retail prices for bacon have increased 10 percent in 2014 to […]

So this happened. An Illinois man was charged for allegedly putting sewing needles into packages of meat at a grocery store, just for fun. Ronald Avers placed the needles in the meat at a Belleville Shop ‘n Save about seven times between May 2013 and July 2014. When caught, the 68-year-old man, who uses a scooter to get around and […]

McDonald’s has a little something special for their pescatarian consumers in Japan. After their recent meat scandal, Japan’s McDonald’s chain has released a new entrée, Tofu Shinjo McNuggets, available for a limited time only. On Wednesday, McDonald’s in Japan rolled out Tofu Shinjo McNuggets, a doppelganger of the Chicken McNugget made from a mishmash of minced […]

Despite original numbers that had weekend shootings in Chicago at 40, police confirm that at least 47 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend, five of which were fatal, according to statistics released by the Chicago Police Department. The deaths included an 11-year-old girl, who was shot while attending a sleepover in Chicago’s South Side. Read […]

Flight delays can be the worst, but one pilot made sure his passengers were well taken care of after they were stuck on a plane tarmac for hours. According to NBC News, Frontier Airlines pilot Gerhard Bradner ordered over 30 pizzas for his passengers on Monday night after their flight from Washington, D.C. to Denver was […]

A Silver Spring, Md., man was arrested on Monday night after stealing a bag of chicken and biting a security guard at City Place Mall. Yep, that happened. Authorities believe Michael K. Ray, 50, was drunk when he went inside the Brass Hen restaurant, hopped over the counter, and ran away with the bag of chicken. […]

So this happened. A customer who purchased a wrap from a NYC-area Chop’t Creative Salad Company was in for a huge surprise, when he allegedly found a dead rodent nestled in his tortilla. Pictures of the wet rodent (possibly saturated with dressing?) were posted to Twitter by the unnamed customer’s co-workers. The tweets, posted by […]

A South Dakota man is dead after choking at a hot dog eating contest over the July 4th weekend. Walter Eagle Tail, 47, was a contestant at the contest. Custer County Sheriff Rick Wheeler told The Rapid City Journal that Eagle Tail died Thursday at a hospital after attempts to save him failed at the scene. “It […]

The travesty of all travesties has come to pass. On Monday, Crumbs Bake Shop told employees that they would be closing all shops by the end of the day. In June, NASDAQ stopped trading Crumbs stock because the company failed to meet the minimum stockholders equity requirement of $2.5 million, according to The New York Times. Once the world’s largest […]