Kris Humphries knows a thing or two about dedication.
He is dragging on his divorce with Kim Kardashian like it’s never been done before! In a few short weeks, it will be Valentine’s Day in the year 2013 and Kim filed for divorce on Halloween of 2011.
That’s a long ass time, but add in that the exes won’t go to court to set a trial date until June, and their divorce could last almost two years.
Earlier today, we learned that Kim offered Kris $10 million bucks to sign the divorce, and the Nets big man turned it down.
Told you he was dedicated.
This divorce has dragged out for far too long. Kim and Kris could have done so many things in the time it’s taking for them to get a divorce. They could have switched career fields, picked up a new skill or a million other things.
It’s obviously a frustration for Kim. She stopped by the Sway In The Morning show and told the host, “I just don’t like all the jokes … like things longer than Kim’s marriage.”
The Keeping up with the Kardashians star jokes that it’s not really funny anymore and she’s right. A more appropriate joke would be things shorter than Kim’s divorce, like the gestation period of an elephant. Kris is holding onto Kim like a baby chimp holds on to its mother’s back as she swings from vine to vine in the African jungle. It’s time someone pokes a little fun at the situation.
So without further ado, we give you things shorter than Kim and Kris Humphries’ divorce!
Lil Kim found out that lying on the stand gets you less time than Kim’s divorce process. The Brooklyn rapper got a year and a day in jail for perjury when she lied on the stand to protect her friends.
It’s been roughly four months since the last time the paparazzi caught a glimpse of Jay-Z and Beyonce’s daughter Blue Ivy Carter. That is about 140 days – no time compared to Kim’s divorce.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise filed for divorce and it was finalized in about two months. Add that with the amount of time it took for Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce to be finalized and the entire time Evelyn Lozada and Ochocinco were married and got divorced in a little over 41 days, and it will still be less than the time Kim and Kris’ divorce is taking.
It takes about 6 months to a year for the background check to clear to become an FBI agent – less that’s right, less time than it takes to divorce Kris Humphries.
Kris and Kim’s divorce has lasted so long, most people could have gotten a new cell phone and got out of the contract before these two parted ways.
Jennifer Hudson started Weight Watchers after the birth of her son and went from a size 16 to a 6 in a year. Jennifer’s weight loss happened in less time than it took for Kim to get divorced.
It takes about 9 months to make one episode of Family Guy. Two new episodes could have been made in the time they’ve been waiting to get divorced!
War & Peace is a big ass book! It’s 1,358 pages to be exact. A group of students from the Russian Department at the University of North Carolina, Greensboro, read aloud all 1,358 pages of “War and Peace” on the 100th year of Tolstoy’s death. It took 24 hours. They could have read that every day for a year and still not topped Kim’s divorce.