It’s October 6, 2009 and today is the day JAMAL BARROW (aka Shyne) has been waiting eight years for.
After serving eight years upstate for the now infamous nightclub incident that saw Puff (he was still Puffy then) stand trial and Jennifer Lopez put down her do-rag forever, Shyne is being released today. But this might not be such an easy adjustment.
A lot has changed since 2001. The biggest difference of course being that we have a Black President (don’t come home pumped about this, the euphoria is over, we’re waiting on healthcare). But there are some other changes as well that perhaps Shyne should be made aware of. So allow us…
5. Jennifer Lopez Is Latino Now – I know the first thing you might want to do is hook up with the old crew but think twice before calling JLo. Three engagements, three weddings, two marriages, 3 box-office bombs and a set of twins later, Jennifer (don’t call her JLo homie) now lives in Miami, owns the Dolphins and probably has one of those phones that you have to press ‘6 for English‘ when calling.
