Apology Gifts Charlie Sheen Can Give To The Crew of ‘Two And A Half Men’ (PHOTOS)

The spotlight is heating up on Charlie Sheen now that his number one rated CBS show has been canceled for the rest of the season after his radio rant against Chuck Lorre, his boss. 

PHOTOS: Charlie Sheen’s Retro-Fit Plans

When Sheen first went into rehab and “Two and A Half Men” was on hiatus after Sheen’s booze and coke filled romp in a New York hotel,  Sheen apologized and offered to pay for the lost wages of the crew.Now the question on minds of everyone is what will the production crew do now that Sheen’s show has ceased production. They have families to feed and bills to pay. And unlike Sheen, they don’t cash million dollar checks.

What can Sheen offer them to stave their anger and disdain? We have the answer as well as  some ideas on how Sheen can reaquaint himself with the crew. Check ’em out after the jump. 

 

 

 

Charlie can give the crew a 1963 Seagull Air Force Chronograph as a thank you gift for their time. The watch is back in style and the crew can feel like they’ve been down this road before.

With his millions, Sheen can ship the crew to Disney World. He can rent the park for a week so everyone can forget their troubles, caused by Sheen.

At Disney World, Mickey would distract the kids so they don’t see their parents suffering over their future.

Since gas is high in Cali, Sheen could buy all crew members an electric car. Providing their electricity isn’t cut off.

Another great idea is a Great Adventure excursion. The roller coaster rides may remind crew members of their time with Charlie though.

If things got so bad that crew members have to foreclose their homes, Sheen can buy them condominiums in Cozumel, Mexico. It’s cheap to live there.

Another living option is the mobile home. Crew can pick up and move into a roaming house.

Mobile homes are the perfect gifts because you have your house and your car in one place. It’s convenient. Except when you need to get your mail.

Sheen should buy everyone a pair of Adidas Originals by Jeremy Scott because if their cars get towed or repossessed, they will need a good pair of sneakers to pound the pavement for a job.