Now that Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries have announced their engagement, it’s time for us to speculate on where they will lay their pretty little newlywed heads.
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As a Net, Humphries is based in New Jersey. When the team’s new stadium is complete in Brooklyn, he and Kim may want to move to a more convenient location, some place picturesque and hassle free.
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Developed by Bruce Ratner, in partnership with Jay-Z, the New Jersey Nets stadium at Atlantic Yards straddles downtown Brooklyn, bordering the neighborhoods of Fort Greene, Clinton Hill, Park Slope and Prospect Heights. It also sits a few hundred feet from the Williamsburg Savings Bank, a luxury condo at 1 Hanson Place, partially owned by Magic Johnson. This luxe building should be ready for occupation by the lovebirds.
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After a tanking economy and a few lawsuits, the stadium is on its way, finally, to enriching Brooklyn, just like the New Jersey Nets.
After the break, let’s take a look at some residencies Kris and Kim may want to put a down payment on.
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The Williamsburg Savings Bank in Downtown Brooklyn stands a few hundred feet from The Atlantic Yards Stadium, future home of the New Jersey Nets. It was sold to be developed into condos. Magic Johnson is one of its developers.
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Interior of the WSB. Retail shops will be on the ground floor of the Bank/Condo, so Kim will have easy access!
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The Brooklyner in Fort Greene currently ranks as the tallest building in Brooklyn, surpassing the WIlliamsburg Savings Bank.
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A living area in the Brooklyner.
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Brooklyn Heights could be a good look for Humphrey & Kardashian, specifically the house formerly occupied by literary loudmouth and former NYC mayoral candidate Norman Mailer. We can image Kim sunbathing nude in this nautically themed library.
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Sitting area in Norman Mailer’s Brooklyn Heights apartment. We see Kim & Kris reading the The L magazine in this room.
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The Oro at 306 Gold Street is conviently located in downtown Brooklyn and equipped with all the trappings for a newlywed couple.
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Do you really want an explanation?
