Dude starts drinking. Dude gets drunk. Girlfriend doesn’t like that and tells him so. Dude cuts off his penis.
Yes…I said he cut off his penis. With a pair of scissors. Does this story make any sense to you? At all?
OK, here’s what actually went down. A 46-year-old man in Keelung City, Taiwan was having a fun-day-drunk-day in his house, when his girlfriend arrived and started fussing at him.
Apparently, she wasn’t too happy about him being inebriated. Annoyed, the drunk man went into the bathroom, used the scissors to cut off his penis, and then, flushed it down the toilet.
While his drunk ass was probably thinking “THAT’LL TEACH YOU NOT TO SCREAM AT ME,” it actually didn’t. She freaked out, screamed of course, and rushed him to the hospital before he bled out.
And guess what? When he woke up with a sober mind, he was extremely disappointed in what he did. Obvi. But, doctors say he can still urinate out of the three centimeters left.
Story make sense now? Yeah…not to me either. Good luck with that one, man!
SOURCE: Gawker
