15 Hilarious But True Rules For Having A Great Cinco De Drinko (LIST)
It’s Cinco de Mayo, or as we like to call it, Cinco de Drinko.
On Cinco de Mayo, folks use the day during which Mexico overthrew the French during the Battle of Puebla as an excuse to get drunk and wear sombreros.
So in honor of one of our favorite holidays, we decided to give you 15 rules for having a safe and great Cinco de Drinko. Let’s go!
Rule 1. Once you get to the bar, you have to look at your first margarita like this.
Rule 2. It’s Cinco de Drinko. You don’t have to act civilized while eating tacos or burritos.
Rule 3. You must dance if you hear anything played by a mariachi band – or if you’re drunk.
Rule 4. If your friend gets too wasted and you’re not as wasted, it’s your job to make sure he doesn’t make a fool of himself.
Rule 5. Did we mention there should be dancing?
Rule 6. It’s not OK to dress the part.
Rule 7. Drunk facts are NOT OK.
Rule 8. Remember you’ve been drinking all day. Nothing you’re doing will turn out as good as you believe it will.
Rule 9. Nothing.
Rule 10. It’s OK to drink till your heart’s content, but know it will hurt in the morning.
Rule 11. Under no circumstances should you try to be too cute at the bar. You’re probably drunk. Remember that.
Rule 12. Show off your special talents at your own risk.
Rule 13. Because while you may be skilled…
Rule 14. Revert back to number 9. You’re never as good as you think you are.
Rule 15. If you don’t drink, Then go out and get chocolate wasted.
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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