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This just in, Rihanna will curse you out on Twitter, ’cause she’s Black. [Rihanna]
Bree Olson dumped Charlie Sheen via a nasty text message and now she’s doing Playboy. Duh, winning! [Slate]
We can’t make this up! Johnny Depp made Penelope Cruz dress like poo. Seriously! [The Fab Life]
Adele‘s ex-boyfriend thinks he should get paid for breaking her heart. Genius! [IDLYITW]
Angelina Jolie finally broke the code of her cryptic tattoos and says it’s for Brad Pitt. [PEOPLE]