Crazy celebrity lawsuits have been taken to a new level, as two of our favorite artists had suits filed against them today.
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TMZ has obtained both suits filed against Justin Bieber and Rihanna.
First, Bieber is being sued by a Michigan man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father. He is accusing the Biebs of getting penis enlargement pills, among other things:
-“Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug.”
-“Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card. “
Next we go to our beloved Rihanna; a Chris Brown look-alike is claiming that the Barbadian beauty gave him an STD!
-“[Rihanna] gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie ‘Liar, Liar.”
-“Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment.”
The accuser is requesting $10 million in damages from Rihanna.
Hopefully the judges in both these cases throw them out immediately. It’s hard out there when you’re a celebrity sometimes.
SOURCE: TMZ
