WTF!? What is up with George Zimmerman’s lawyer?
Don West started off yesterday’s very important opening statement with a knock-knock joke, lamely explaining, “sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.”
Excuse us dude, but Trayvon Martin’s life was no laughing matter.
But because we do indeed need to laugh in order to keep from crying at how horrible that joke was, GlobalGrind would like to point out 12 knock-knock jokes way funnier than George Zimmerman’s lawyer’s.
Really though?!
1. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
2. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
3. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry, it is just a joke!
4. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!
5. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
6. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
7. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Drew!
Drew who?
Drew you remember the time?
8. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts.
9.Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!
10. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot me out here.
11. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.
12. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?
Hope that holds you over until the next part of the trial!
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