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GlobalGrind is pleased to announce that Keith Olbermann has become the new CEO of the Russell Simmons’ founded website.  In a dramatic turn of events, Mr. Olbermann became the new chief of GlobalGrind after his departure from Current TV. 

Mr. Olbermann will bring years of experience to a company that has seen historical growth in traffic and revenue over the past twelve months.  He will resume his duties immediately.

Russell Simmons says, “It gives me great pleasure that Keith will be joining our team and I know that he will make our company better.  I think he has has even agreed to go vegan and do yoga with me on a daily basis.  Keith is a genius and he will make GlobalGrind bigger than it has ever been.”

Well folks, there you have it.  Keith Olbermann and Russell Simmons create a dream team?

If it only wasn’t April Fool’s Day…

We dream, we dream…