President Barack Obama dropped his birth certificate on the world the other day and we all thought that the conversation surrounding his birth status would be over. Not so fast.
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Enter real estate mogul Donald Trump whose newest claim is that Obama’s grades weren’t good enough to be accepted to an Ivy League school.
When will the madness stop? Trump is a man with great wealth and the toys he’s acquired over the years should be donated to a worthier cause.
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Since Trump likes to make big deals, here’s our deal ― for every bogus claim Trump aimed at President Obama, Trump should donate one of his extravagant toys. And believe us, Trump has a lot of toys to play with. Take a look on the next page.
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The Trump Chopper:
Donate that chopper to the relief efforts down south. Tornadoes and hurricanes continue to hit Alabama and other Southern states and people need help. Come up off that chopper, Trump!
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Trump International Golf Course:
Time to give up that 7,150-yard golf course in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA. Do you know how many barbecues regular folk could have on that piece of land? We need that golf course Trump.
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The Trump Jet:
Trump needs to come down from flying so high, especially in that private jet he hops around in.
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The Trump Rolls:
The whip of choice for Trump is the Rolls Royce, the highest of extravagant cars. Trump should give up his Rolls and start driving a smart car. Show the American people you can go green too.
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The Winery:
Trump should donate the 776-acre Kluge estate winery he bought for $6.2 million. ‘Cause we’re sure he’s been hitting the bottle in the last couple months.
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Trump Towers:
To show you’re a man of the people, donate the Trump Towers to all the homeless in New York City. That will show potential voters you care about the less fortunate.
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The Taj:
Donate the Taj to all the ‘birthers’ so they can hold their weekly meetings there. Rename it the Trump crazy hall.
