It’s easy to get a birthday gift for a non-famour person, but how do you pick a present for Kanye?!
He’s got a wallet the size of a bank, so there’s no limit to what he can buy. But since today’s the Louis Vuitton don’s special day we’re going to try anyway. It’s the least we can do for the man who’s given us hit albums like The College Dropout, Graduation, and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
We love us some Kanye, so we’ve picked the best, most expensive gifts from all around the world for him.
Happy 34th birthday Yeezy!
Click through to see what we’ve wrapped up for ‘Ye’s B-Day!
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Watch the throne when Yeezy’s wearing these bad boys! 24 karat gold and 6 karat diamonds, so icy!
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Since retiring his pink polo Ye has taken up a blouse fetish, so GG’s throwing one in the bag for him!
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A big boy pen for writing big buck checks. 50 karats worth 45 Gs to be exact.
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These Damien Hirst diamonds are forever. The only head to match the size of Kanye’s.
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You know Kanye only rides in style, so we pulled up to the b-day dinner in a pure gold Maybach taxi. SWAG![pagebreak]
He’s been wishing to buy a spaceship for a while, he just won’t be flying in it.
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This Jesus piece should bring Yeezy enough peace.
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His flight to the moon got delayed, so we grabbed a piece of rock for him.
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The gift is actually the pool. Yeezy’s rocket just got back from the car wash.
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Just in case one of his models gets lucky enough to be laced with a $25 million watch.
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It’s only right that ‘Ye be the owner of the most expensive iPhone in the world!
