“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” hits theatres today and we’re super hyped to see what director Michael Bay, controversial actor Shia LaBeouf and hot new addition to the franchise Rosie Huntington-Whiteley have in store for us.
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The release of the guaranteed blockbuster film today has us daydreaming about how cool it would be to be able to transform someone or thing in your life into something totally different.
At GlobalGrind we’ve come up with some of the top things we’d like to see transform like Optimus Prime. Check out some of our ideas on the next few pages!
First and foremost, with all the news he’s been making lately (ahem… Megan Fox) we’d like to see Shia LaBeouf‘s life transformed into a reality show.
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It gets pretty crowded out on the street here in NYC. We’d like to be able to transform our cell phones into car horns for navigating the sidewalks during rush hour.
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With her crazy eyes and all the bugged out stuff she says, it would be cool to see Michele Bachmann transform into a rapper like “Curb Your Enthusiam”‘s Crazy Eyez Killa.
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Wouldn’t you like to see that parking ticket you got last week transform into a winning lottery ticket?
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We want to see Oprah’s OWN network transform into the 24-hour YO! MTV Raps! Station with host Ed Lover from back in the day.
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We wish backpacks could transform into jet packs so we could fly high in NYC and go on summer vacation without going through the airport security pat downs.
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With all the celebrity sex scandals going on, it would be great if all their sex tweets and twitpics would transform into eloquent love letters? Yeah, celebs would still be creeping and cheating and we’d all miss out on some priceless photos, but at least the parties involved could rest easy without all their business out there.
