Lindsay Lohan just made nearly a million bucks to pose for Playboy magazine.
The troubled starlet was tapped by the skin mag to pose nude this past weekend and her mother Dina Lohan has already announced to the world that “The photo shoot went well.”
But I can’t help but wonder- Is Lindsay Lohan worth a million dollars to see naked?
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Now I’ll be first to admit that I love the 25-year-old, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen actress more than anyone. I love Lindsay so much that I saw past her drugged out, drunken past and I appreciated her for who she is: the sexy and confident adult we see today.
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Lindsay once said: “I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!”
Not many things get more adult than Playboy, but giving LiLo a million in cash to flash her fire crotch? Come on!
We’ve already seen Lindsay’s entire body before, so the idea of giving that much gwop to get naked goes against every player rules I’ve ever known.
I can already tell you her nipples are a fraction of a shade darker than the rest of her body, freckles cover 95 percent of her body and she’s not a natural blonde.
These aren’t the first reports of Lindsay cashing in on a big pay day to take off her clothes. There were rumors that Lindsay signed a $3.5 million dollar deal to shed her clothes for a book with Terry Richardson. LiLo was believed to have posed with actor James Franco, but no flicks from the book ever emerged.
Lindsay was also tapped to play porn star Linda Lovelace in the movie Inferno, but backed out of that after her run in with numerous legal issues.
Dina told reporters:
“The movie is about a drug addict and a porn star… it is hard when you are a serious actor with what she has been through, we don’t need that.”
Still, with all of these close full frontal Lindsay Lohan nude moments teasing the wanting public, I wouldn’t have made the decision to pay Lindsay to strip out of her clothes.
Many people think Lindsay has lost a step in the looks department since her crash course of drugs and alcohol over the years, but I beg to differ. Despite my reluctance to rationalize giving Lindsay a million, but completely rationalizing Soulja Boy’s arrest, I still think LiLo is hot.
Just not a million dollars to flash her fire crotch hot. #ImJustSaying.
