Charlie Sheen is set to start his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour next week. While early reports showed that the shows sold out in less than 20 minutes, the LA Times reported that most of the tickets were either purchased by second-hand ticket sellers or returned.
The newspaper said, “He’s gonna need a whole lot more warlocks and goddesses and trolls to keep those seats warm. Not winning!” Well, we here at GlobalGrind disagree. But in an effort to entertain the LA Times, we have made a few suggestions for more Goddesses for Charlie Sheen.
We figured Charlie Sheen should add some of the most sexy bootylicious models to his Violent Torpedo Tour. Not only can they keep the seats warm with their badonka-donks, but they can help out with any backlash that comes from Charlie’s Violent Torpedos of Truth.
If Charlie adds any one of these women on his team he will have a dynasty.
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Miss DR has been in numerous videos and has been in more magazines than we can name. Plus her backside is to die for.
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Khrysti Hill could be a warlock or a goddess. This brickhouse would help Charlie Sheen go on a winning streak.
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Mileena Hayes has been sexing up the pages of magazines and it’s time to let her shed some violent love on the world.
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Lia Cha shows off her body and totes a big gun! Winning!
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Ms. Damn will make you say damn and with her boy she’s bi-Winning!
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Ayisha Diaz is the total package, she’s beautiful, sexy and she bathes in tiger’s blood.
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Diana Levy isn’t just sexy, she’s the girl in Lil Wayne’s “6 Foot 7 Foot” video. She’s already Winning.
