Lindsay Lohan has left rehab and is back out in the world. Amidst reports of violating her probation, and moving next to her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, Lindsay needs to resurrect her career, all while fighting an addiction.
Here at GlobalGrind we’d like to give Lindsay Lohan 10 suggestions that go along with her 12 steps to recovery.
First, we need a new Lindsay Lohan movie. We want to see Lindsay in a movie so cool that the hairs on the back of our necks freeze like ice pops.
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Lots of Hollywood actresses sex it up in a mag before a new project, so Lindsay Lohan should plan a super sexy photo shoot to let the world know she’s back.
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Since Lindsay is sober now, shouldn’t she make a cameo in Hangover 2? It helped Mike Tyson’s career.
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Lindsay’s dad Michael claimed her friends were using her, obvious when one showed up to her home with a camera crew. Maybe it’s time that Lindsay change her friends. So we are going to suggest she join Young Money—they are winning and nothing they do goes wrong.
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If Young Money isn’t working maybe Lindsay should simply join the illuminati. It worked for Jay-Z, people who shake hands and more. Why not Lindsay?
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We also suggest that Lindsay start a viral campaign similar to Chuck Norris. We all know Chuck Norris is so tough that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. We think that Lindsay is so awesome that when she sneezes, the air fills with glitter and the scent of freshly baked biscuits.
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Pick up a cause! Everyone loves a celebrity who has a charity. Lindsay could be an AA sponsor and help young actresses stay off drugs and alcohol.
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What also seems to work is reality tv, but being America’s sweetheart she should get her own show on OWN. Lindsay and Oprah could make millions together.
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If all else fails Lindsay can adopt a baby. Let’s up the ante and Lindsay should adopt a Black baby.
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Lindsay’s comeback won’t be easy, but it will only be official if she wins an award. So she should look to play a ballerina, a boxer,
