What does a ratchet mommy look like? She looks like Judy Viger.
On Monday, the 33-year-old South Glens Falls, New York resident was arrested after she rented two strippers for her 16-year-old son’s birthday party.
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Judy was charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child. Making the situation worse is the fact that a bunch of the underage teen’s underage friends were there, enjoying the festivities, including, apparently a 13-year-old.
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Damn that’s ratchet, but how ratchet? Honestly, that’s nothing compared to some of the stories we’ve heard over the years.
Here are 10 more examples of ratchet mommies going wild.
Ratchet mommy tattoos her crying baby:
Over the years, we’ve posted many stories of parents putting tattoos on their underage children, but never did we see footage. That changed about a month ago when the video above popped up on the net. The shocking clip shows a woman holding a crying child while the kid gets a tattoo.
Ratchet mommy gets her 7-year-old daughter a liposuction voucher:
We could always improve our outer beauty. It’s a lesson that you want to teach a kid when they’re young, like this British woman named Sarah Burge. For Christmas this past year, she gave her 7-year-old daughter, Poppy, a liposuction voucher that’s worth 11 stacks. When asked about it, Burge said:
“She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and liposuction is one of those procedures that will always come in handy.”
Uh…yeah.
Ratchet mommy smokes Crystal Meth with her 13-year-old daughter:
Last summer, a 34-year-old mother from Missouri named Anne Lampe gave her 13-year-old meth several times. When she was arrested, and asked why, Anne admitted that she knew it was wrong but her daughter would throw a fit if they didn’t get some meth. Talk about Breaking Bad!
Mother leaves kids with 13-year-old:
Last spring, a woman called the police after seeing an unattended 4-year-old on her front yard. The police would come and find out the girl belonged to her neighbor across the street, and the child’s mother, Rebecca Young, left the girl alone with her three other children — ages 13, 10 and 1 1/2. We would say Rebecca needed Jesus, but she was in church while all this was going on.
Ratchet mommy takes a photo of 2-year-old daughter holding gun:
This post started with Judy Viger and her wild strip club party, but she might not even be the most ratchet mother of the week. That prize would have to got to Cortny J. Thompson, who texted a photo of her 2-year-old daughter holding a pistol to her ex-boyfriend. We’re just gonna assume she’s against stricter gun laws.
Ratchet mommy tries to sell her daughter’s virginity:
A Utah mother named Felicia McClure tried to sell her 13-year-old’s daughter’s virginity for 10 stacks. Apparently the dude was named The Don. And we’re assuming this wasn’t Nas.
Ratchet mommy pimps out her 14-year-old daughter:
Puerto Rican mother Betsian Carrasquillo Penaloza, who just looks like a hard woman to please, was arrested for pimping her 14-year-old daughter last year. Authorities claimed that she would charge $500 dollars for sex with her daughter. We’re not sure what prison she is in, but we’re about 1000 percent sure she’s running the yard.
Ratchet mommy kept her daughter in a chicken coop
Last year, a Georgia couple was arrested after people found out they were keeping their 15-year-old trapped in a chicken coop, forcing her to do manual labor.
Ratchet mommy injects daughter with heroin:
Most non-ratchets tell their kids that drugs are bad, you shouldn’t do drugs, ‘kay. That is not, however, what Brandi Baumgardner was doing. The 38-year-old mother from Beaver Springs, Pennsylvania reportedly got her 14-year-old daughter hooked on drugs, injecting her with heroin over 200 times.
Ratchet mommy takes her 2-year-old sun tanning.
Crazy ass Patricia Krentcil, who had a serious addiction to tanning, became legendary after news came out that she took her 2-year-old tanning.
