There really is an app for just about everything. Need to access your bank account and pay some bills a little late (we aren’t judging)? There is an app for that. Need to track the highlights and scores of the NBA playoffs to predict your boyfriend’s mood? There is an app for that.
Need to check on that dress Michelle Obama was wearing while she took the pup for a walk around the White House Garden? Of course there is an app for that.
The 28-year-old forward thinker Helen Barclay has jumped the gun on something we should have thought about eons ago; she has produced an app that allows you to style stalk the first lady with every fashionable move she makes.
The ingenious app got us thinking, what would we want to see from some of our favorite Hip-Pop personalities in style app forms.
The Phucking Rihanna App:
Say hello to your best paper doll friend RiRi. Users will be able to drape the paper diva in virtual fashions from everyone from Givenchy to Chanel for everything from date night with Breezy, to meet and greets with her Navy. Future updates would eventually feature an option to accessorize her with everything from a stack of dollar bills to a blunt. Real virtual class.
Rick Ross’ Lunch Counter:
This time management game will track how fast you can get that honey bun and cheese order from the microwave to the Bawse himself. Bonus points for speed efficacy get you a shirtless cuddle session with Ross for a power boost.
Taylor Swift Song Writing App:
Going through a breakup? Want to sing about it but can’t find the creative release? Don’t worry, Taylor’s got you. Just plug in the details of your love life and BOOM, you’ll have the perfect post-breakup song to get you through your woe.
The Wiz Khalifa “Roll Up” App:
It’s as simple as it sounds; players will compete against a computer with Wiz-Khalifa strength rolling powers as they race the clock to roll the most amount of blunts. Special guest rolling powers will include Miley Cyrus and the grandfather of them all, Snoop Lion in the master stage.
