10 Fun Things Charlie Sheen Should Do After He Sues CBS (PHOTOS)

Charlie Sheen did the television circuit this morning, stopping by GMA and the Today show and he provided entertainment. In the interview, he went on about how may sue CBS. Charlie demanded a raise from 1.8 million an episode to 3 million per show. 

VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Demands A Raise From CBS

We hope he gets what he wants and we wish Charlie the best. Yet, here are a few things Charlie Sheen should do. First and foremost, he should host next year’s Oscars. They obviously don’t have a problem with their host appearing to be on something. Check out these other things Charlie Sheen should do. 

Winning! Charlie Sheen isn’t bi-polar he’s bi-winning. So this winner should be the emcee for the winner’s circle in nascar. Ya know, they drink milk and milk is white and so is…

Since Charlie Sheen is special, so we thought he should partake in special deliveries—and straight to your local post office.

Quote: “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special, I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars.”

Charlie has two porn star girlfriends, who he calls Goddesses, he bring his ladies to the Parthenon.

Fact:The Parthenon is a temple in Greece, dedicated to the Greek goddess Athena, whom the people of Athens considered their protector.

Charlie Sheen had a very successful run in the movie series Major League, which many people think is named after his character Wild Thing. He should attend a few baseball games.

Quote: “In fact, a lot of people think the movie’s called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it’s a smash. If they don’t, it’s a turd that opens on a tugboat.”

Sheen should be a staple at Christenings since he works for the Pope.

Quote: “We work for the Pope… We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”

Charlie Sheen should have his own booth at Comic Con to let people know how to produce magic.

Quote:“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips.”

Charlie Sheen should have been in Fight Club, or maybe just be a fixture at AA meetings. “The Two and a Half Men” star holds no punches when it comes to the famed group.

Quote: “It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a five percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is ‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I’m done.”

Charlie Sheen should perform for the troops at USO. Not even mentioning his role in “Hot Shots,” this actor is an F-18.

Quote: “I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

Lastly, wouldn’t it be cool to see if Charlie Sheen could pump some life into BET Awards.

Quote: “If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned.”