<p>With our favorite rappers getting arrested, robbed and sentenced to jail on a daily basis, it’s hard to keep up with who’s earning or losing street cred. Like the stock market, the value of street cred rises and falls. Plies for instance, lost cred when he hid from goons in a bathroom at his video shoot. On the contrary, Lil’ Boosie’s street cred went through the roof when his initial one-year prison sentence quadrupled into the length of a Presidential term due to parole violations.</p><p>But how do we calculate the value of such a priceless commodity? I propose a “point system.” From now on, rappers will tally a certain amount of points based on their stupid… uh, I mean strategic methods of reinforcing credibility. By the same token they will lose points for doing things that tarnish a gangsta’s resume; like taking a stand on politics, exposing the downside of drug dealing and other trivial shit.</p><p>Below the jump, I’ve devised a foolproof system that will change the Hip-Hop game forever…</p><p><strong>READ MORE AT THE SPIZZY</strong></p>
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