Slim Thug went on a Kanye West–style Twitter rant, and it might just be the best ever – as it took place across two social networks and lasted for hours!
Apparently, the Houston rapper’s bank account has been frozen for the last year due to a woman claiming he is the father of her 11-year-old child.
After it was all said and done, Slim Thug let loose. Below, you’ll find his whole Twitter rant in its entirety:
GOD IS IS SOOO GOOD MY BANK ACCOUNT BEEN FROZE FOR A YEAR CAUSE A GIRL I FUCKED 11 YEARS AGO POPPED UP SAYING SHE HAD MY CHILD
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT TOOK U SO LONG TO TELL ME THE PPL SAY THEY SERVED ME AT CLUB DRAKE AND SINCE I WAS NEVER SERVED THEY WENT TO COURT
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
AND MADE IT LIKE I AINT SHOW UP SO THEY SAID I OWE A BUNCH OF BACK PAY AND FROZE MY ACCOUNT LAST YEAR I STILL CANT GET IN MY SHIT
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
I TOLD HER GIVE ME A DNA TEST AND ILL PAY THE BACK PAY SHE WOULDNT DO IT I FINALLY WENT TO COURT LAST MONTH THEY MADE HER DO THE DNA
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
AND MY LAWYER JUST CALLED AND SAID IM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!! TURN THE FUCK UPPPPPP THAT HO WAS CRAZY IM GLAD HER PUNK ASS KID AINT MINE
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
BITCH SENT ME PICS OF THE KID POINTING THE FUCK U SIGN AT ME SO FUCK HER AND HER PUNK ASS CHILD ITS JUST ME AND MY 3 BOYZ FUCK THE WORLD 😎
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
“This the pic she sent me of the boy she said was mine pointing the F u sign I oughta get JR on him”
I AM NOT THE FATHER BIIIIIIITTTCCHHHH http://t.co/qCwiLwuH1I
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
I AM FIXED I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH U ROACHING ASS HOES AGAIN IN LIFE JUST ME AND MY BOYZ
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
FOR A WHOLE YEAR I COULDNT EVEN CHECK IN A HOTEL IN MY NAME CAUSE OF THAT BITCH FDB FDB FDB FDB BITCH STEADY TALKING BOUT FUCK ME FDB
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
ALLSTAR WEEKEND BITCH SAID U GOING TO JAIL I SAID FOR WHAT HOE IF HE MINE ILL PAY THAT GIVE ME A DNA TEST WHY U WANT ME LOCKED UP
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
AND IMA TAKE THIS TIME TO ADDRESS THE CHILD SUPPORT COURT SYSTEM YALL ARE FUCCCKKED UP FROZE MY SHIT FOR A YEAR WIT NO DNA TEST
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
COURTHOUSE GIVE ME MY MUTHAFUCKING MONEY BACK YALL LISTEN TO WHAT ANY BITCH SAY AND YALL AINT FAIR FUCK YALL TOO I TAKE CARE OF MINE
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) October 2, 2013
Fin.
SOURCE: Twitter | PHOTO CREDIT: Instagram