3. If for whatever reason someone asks you to make a speech, begin your words with “first I’d like to give honor to God.” It’ll win the crowd every time.
Now you might not have honored God since Sunday Best went off the air, but you might want to honor him that day. It’ll assure your family that you might have gone astray for a bit, but Jesus is still the reason for the season!
Or you can just make it short and sweat. The faster you can get back to your seat, the better.