Earlier today, Donald Trump’s former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen, testified before the House Oversight Committee regarding Donald Trump engaging in illicit activities and paying off women (like Stormy Daniels) to keep quiet. Last year Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison and ordered to pay a $50,000 fine for tax evasion, making false statements to a financial institution, unlawful excessive campaign contributions and lying to Congress as part of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential elections. During his testimony today, Cohen referred to Donald Trump as racist, mentioning several occasions in which Trump has made derogatory comments towards African Americans, including calling any Black-led countries “sh*thole countries”, calling African Americans stupid, and saying that only Black people could live in Chicago.
If you were glued to your television and watching Cohen’s hearing earlier today like the rest of us, you probably noticed the lone black woman who was paraded as an example that Donald Trump couldn’t possibly be racist. Why would a racist president hire a Black woman to work for him, right?
Well, everyone had plenty of questions about that black woman. For starters, who is she? Her name is Lynne Patton. She is the head of Region II of the United States Department of Housing and Urban Development and her job is to oversee New York and New Jersey. She’s worked with the Trump family since 2009. She previously worked as an event planner for the Trump family and even planned the wedding of Eric Trump. She also helped run the Eric Trump Foundation.
Now that we’ve got all of that out of the way, let’s get to the next question — what is going on with her outfit and why does she have those shades perched atop her head during a hearing?
After further investigation, we’ve come to discover that Lynne Patton’s sunglasses seem to be connected to her wig. After scouring the internet it is almost impossible to find an instance in which she does not have her sunnies on her head and in full display.
She clearly really really enjoys her sunglasses on her head.
I’m talking about REALLY enjoys it.
You’d be hard pressed to find a time she didn’t wear the glasses.
And what makes it worse, she seems to always have them at the most unnecessary times. Like, did the good sis really have to wear the sunglasses on her head at Omarosa’s wedding?
One could only wonder what type of secrets she could be hiding beneath those glasses.
Lynne Patton quickly became the talk of social media. Unfortunately for her, not for any good reasons.
Can we just say that this entire presidency is a complete trainwreck?