The Kardashian [and Jenner] women are like six peas in a pod. We don’t mean to group them all together, but, I mean, it only makes sense.
These women pretty much show off every detail of their lives, no matter how personal, and one thing we’ve learned over the years is how close they all really are. Like, really close. I don’t have any sisters personally but if I did, I can’t imagine we’d be this close, not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Anyway, yesterday, Kim posted a Keek video of Kendall laying by the pool, and yes, we all love to look at Kendall’s perfect body but ehhh…the vibe of the video was a little off. Their dynamic is epic, but sometimes it’s a little TMI.
So let’s take a look at these ladies’ most intense TMI, too close for comfort moments in honor of Kim’s ode to Kendall’s bikini body. It’s only right, right?
Here goes it…
1. Aside from her sex tape with Ray J, one of the things Kim is most known for is her 2007 Playboy shoot, which, well, her Mom Kris totally talked her into. Normal?
2. But that’s OK. Kris doesn’t mind if people see Kim naked because she’s just as willing to go naked, like when she got her boobs done and couldn’t wait to show them off to the fam [even though they were still “under construction,” according to Khloe.]
3. And, when you’re going to be seen naked, it’s important to be groomed. Like the time Khloe didn’t have time to make an appointment to get her vagina waxed, so she let Kourtney do it.
4. But, just as important as grooming is, you want it to feel good, right? So Khloe got some Ben Wa Balls [kegel balls,] but they kinda got stuck, so Kourtney totally helped her get them out. What a good sister.
5. It’s nothing to Kourtney because she pulled her babies out of her vagina herself, while the ENTIRE family was in the delivery room to watch.
6. After giving birth, Kim not only drank Kourtney’s breast milk [meant for Mason]…
7. She used Penelope’s to help her psoriasis
8. Khloe was given the enviable task of smelling her sisters’ vaginas
9. But it’s OK because she gets to play with Kim’s boobs on the regular
10. And grabs her famous ass
11. Well, actually it goes both ways
12. And sometimes Scott gets in on the action. Lord Disick and Kim totally enjoyed fucking around with Chatroulette together.
13. Like the time he also suggested he’d love to be the ice cream cone that Khloe was semi-deep throating.
14. And, lastly, the video that spurred this entire post. Kim and Khloe obsessing over Kendall’s body.
