Everyone knows Republicans say the darndest things.
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From blatant lies to pure “gassery,” Republicans are the true thugs of political parties.
After hearing President Obama state that Mitt Romney has a problem with shooting and aiming later, GlobalGrind immediately linked Mitt Romney to being a “drilla,” which in Chicago means a person who shoots with no target in mind.
And as we can all tell, Mitt Romney really “ain’t about that life.”
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Clearly, Mitt pops off without really knowing the facts, so GlobalGrind thought it would be fun to create a Republican urban dictionary.
GlobalGrind gathered up some of the most interesting Republicans with some interesting urban slang and put them together.
Check out our urban dictionary for Republicans below!
Republican: Mitt Romney
Urban Slang: Drilla
Origin: Chicago
Meaning: “One who shoots with no target in mind.”
In President Obama’s words, “Mitt Romney shoots first and aims later.”
Republican: Karl Rove
Urban Slang: Hitta
Origin: Chicago
Meaning: “One who shoots and hits their target.”
Karl Rove, aka “Swift-Boat Captain,” is known for focusing on his political target and knocking them out of the race.
Republican: Dick Cheney
Urban Slang: Get Wet
Origin: Chicago
Meaning: “Getting wet pertains to the action of getting shot.”
Dick Cheney shot his friend by accident while hunting for quails. You better watch Dick Cheney “be wettin people” out here.
Republican: Meghan McCain
Urban Slang: Flat Out
Origin: Washington, DC
Meaning: “Someone who dresses well and always presents themselves in a positive light.”
Republican: Michele Bachmann
Urban Slang: Drawlin
Origin: Philly
Meaning: “One who is acting up or wilding out.”
Pick a situation where Michelle Bachmann wasn’t drawlin. She once claimed that the Disney Movie Lion King was “gay propaganda.”
Republican: Clint Eastwood
Urban Slang: Trippy
Origin: Memphis, Tennessee
Meaning: “Trippy is one who is in the state of euphoria that sometime alters your ability to think properly. Those who are feeling trippy often feel cool, amazing, groovy, and/or unstoppable.”
Anyone who talks to an invisible person, has got to be on some kind of drug.
Republican: Bill O’Reilly
Urban Slang: Gassed
Origin: New York City
Meaning: “One who hypes, embellishes, or exaggerates the truth to the point of lying.”
Republican: Paul Ryan
Urban Slang: Fraudin
Origin: Philly
Meaning: “One who presents themselves or acts in a way they usually wouldn’t. Basically the Philly terms for frontin’.”
Paul Ryan once claimed he ran and completed a marathon in two hours. Stop fraudin’ P.Ryan.
Republican: Rush Limbaugh
Urban Slang: In My Bag
Origin: Philly
Meaning: While “in my bag” has multiple meanings, the particular definition pertaining to Rush Limbaugh involves him being a bad mood all the time.
Rush Limbaugh’s always in his bag when it comes to the Democratic Party.
