Sometimes it’s important to rip a man’s clothes off… It’s possible this obvious statement becomes even truer if the ‘ripping of the clothes off’ happens in a club with a stranger… I recently was cast for the role of a woman who does just that. NO, it wasn’t an episode of Entourage, it […]
Now that I’m 30, I can admit that I was dead wrong for the majority of my life. My teens and 20’s were entirely selfish and crazy. Oh yeah, you too? Cool, so we’re kindred spirits perhaps. So lets talk about it… The end of my 20’s has been a spasm of unfulfilled expectations. I […]
The past few months have shown me how essential it is to have good, solid, trustworthy support in my inner circle of friends, lovers and advisors. Without that, maintaining balance in this crazy, fast paced life becomes impossible. Recently I found a good romantic connection with a man who is more than just a boyfriend… he’s […]
I was in a McDonalds recently, just about to get my happy meal on (head hanging in shame) when I witnessed something even more disturbing than my total loss of dignity to a sugar/carb craving. There was a little boy in line ahead of me (who we will call Damien for the sake of this […]
Every morning after meditation, I look through the daily newspapers and surf the internet. Some of this stuff is supposed to be pretty heavy. But honestly, at that time of the morning I’m still high as hell from my meditation and really ‘its all illusion’ Anyhow, one morning I was sitting in bed with my […]
I’ve been known to throw vulgarities around at people with whom I found myself engaged in conflict (a.k.a: I get wasted and talk sh*t to peeps). On occasions such as these the mind struggles to be creative. One of my favorite insults is calling a White girl (insert slurred words): “You stupid, White, stringy haired […]
I’m at Russell’s apartment and Julie Henderson just walked down stairs. I’m not saying she was doing the walk of shame (but it was 12:15 pm) Let me be clear, I have no beef with Julie! We’ve just fallen at different times for the same man… The first thing she said to me […]
I’m at Russell’s apartment and Julie Henderson just walked down stairs. I’m not saying she was doing the walk of shame (but it was 12:15 pm) Let me be clear, I have no beef with Julie! We’ve just fallen at different times for the same man… The first thing she said to me […]
I’ve lived my entire life with little boobies and I feel its time to upgrade! I’m sick of having to slip into the other room prior to a hookup and slip my “chicken cutlet” fake boobies out of my bra before I get down with a dude. I want the “chicken cutlet” fake ta-tas inside […]
It is so trendy to be Black right now…. I almost feel a little sorry for White people, cause its like, being White is sooooo last season and being Black is sooooo right now! Its only fair, however, I mean White people had like centuries of being “in” so I’m not going to […]
A few minutes ago, as I was drawing a bath and getting ready to start a relaxing day. Russell came running into the bathroom and said, ‘When are you going to write something? Where is your blog for today?’ He said a bunch of other stuff really fast and then said, ‘I’m headed to the […]
