February is a great month for TV. On Sunday, The Walking Dead just returned from its midseason break. This weekend, House Of Cards Season 2 will debut on Netflix and a short time after that, Scandal returns.
So in honor of our favorite shows, we thought it would be a great idea to relive some of the most dramatic, funniest and all around best quotes in television in recent history.
Check it out.
1. “I am the one who knocks.” – Walter White, Breaking Bad
2. “Surprise, mother f*cker.” – Doakes, Dexter
3. “Where’s Wallace at? Where’s the boy, String? Where the fuck is Wallace?” D’Angelo Barksdale, The Wire
4. “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Ygritte, Game of Thrones
5. “Bullshit…” Huell, Breaking Bad
6. “Yeah, bitch! Magnets! Oh!” Jessie Pinkman, Breaking Bad
7. “If you want me, EARN ME! Until then, we are done.” Olivia Pope, Scandal
8. “Other prisons get to do Shakespeare and shit… I wanna play a role.” Crazy Eyes, Orange Is The New Black
9. “And Beau is…” Hannah, GIRLS
10. “Get a life, Jews!” Greg, Curb Your Enthusiasm
11. “Look. F**k you. F**k the plane you flew in on. F**k them shoes. F**k those socks with the belt on it. F**k your gay ass fairy faggot accent. F**k them cheap ass cigars. F**k your yuckmouth teeth. F**k your hairpiece. F**k your chocolate. F**k Guy Ritchie. F**k Prince William. F**k the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the f**k out my hotel room, and if I see you on the street, I’m slapping the shit out of you.” Riley Freeman, The Boondocks
12. “Would you like to hear what my nuts have to say?” The Duchess of Nuts, Adventure Time
13. “Dead giveaway! Dead giveaway! Deeead giveaway! ” Charles Ramsey, The News
14. “Money is the big mansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who doesn’t see the difference.” Frank Underwood, House of Cards
15. “That’s what she said.” Michael Scott, The Office
16. “My name was on the street… My name is my name.” Marlo, The Wire
17. “Bring me his head.” King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
18. “It’s A Pimp Named Slickback, like A Tribe Called Quest. You say the whole thing. A Pimp Named Slickback” A Pimp Named Slickback, The Boondocks
19. “Larry just said Nigga!” Ms. Black, Curb Your Enthusiasm
