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Pass me my blood pressure medicine right now.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter, also known as the god and king of all things music-related, are reportedly going on tour. Not alone. Not solo. Not with Destiny’s Child, and not with Roc-A-Fella. TOGETHER! Yes, 2+Ge+Her!

We know, we know. This is a lot of information to digest on a chilly Hump Day, but keep calm and compose yourself, because nothing is confirmed – yet.

We do, however, have a really good feeling about this rumor placing the power couple on 20-plus stadium stages this summer. There are so many things happening in this world that can’t be explained, but we have 15 things we know for a fact will happen IF Jay and Bey actually go on tour together.

Enjoy.

1. Heads will definitely explode.

2. Uncontrollable crying will commence. 

3. Or fake uncontrollable crying…

4. Of course fainting

5. Wigs will be snatched at epic proportions.

Snatch…

Snatch…

SNATCHED!

6. And if you don’t have a wig…an attitude-filled hair flip will do.

7. Eyes will pop

8. Surfboardting will be attempted.

9. Shower-rodding will be mastered.

10. Beyonce’s dance routines will be perfected.

11. Lives will be changed.

12. And the LAWD will be called upon.

13. Roc signs will be thrown in the air. 

14. All of the #BeyHive will Rap Genius Jay Z’s lyrics.

15. And most importantly, Putin will give back Crimea. 

So get drunk, fall in love, put on your grit face, and enjoy the show. 

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