PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THE TIGER WOODS SAGA, BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH BLACKISH-ASIANISH NIGGAS. THE ONLY ‘PC’ THING I’LL SAY ABOUT IT IS HE SHOULDN’T HAVE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE…BECAUSE INFIDELITY IS WRONG.
OK, NOW MY REAL THOUGHTS. LADIES, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CHALK UP THAT ‘L’ AND CHARGE IT TO THE GAME. I UNDERSTAND, IT’S AN EMOTIONAL BLOW WHEN THE MAN YOU LOVE HAS WILD MONKEY SEX WITH 12, 14, (FUCK IT, I LOST COUNT) SIDE CHICKS. BUT THE POWER IS IN YOUR INITIAL CHOICE.
IF YOU WANT A MAN WHO ISN’T A TARGET FOR FOR ‘HOT PANTS PENIS COLLECTORS’, WHO COMES HOME ON TIME, AND TALKS ABOUT HIS DAY AT WORK… TRY THE POST OFFICE. MOST OF THEM DUDES ARE TOO TIRED TO SLEEP AROUND, FROM WALKING ALL DAMN DAY. EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM HAVE SOME SIDE CHICKS ON THEIR ROUTE. BUT I DIGRESS..
TIGER IS A ‘ILLIONAIRE’ ICONIC SPORTS LEGEND. HE’S DRENCHED WITH AN AROMA OF FAME THAT TURNS VAGINAS INTO GEYSERS. IF HE DIDN’T HAVE SIDE CHICKS, WE SHOULD ALL LOOK UP TO SEE IF THE SKY IS FALLING. CHRIS ROCK SAID ‘A MAN IS AS FAITHFUL AS HIS OPTIONS’. I’M SURE TIGER HAD OPTIONS THAT INCLUDED THE LIKES OF ALIEN BOOTY.
I DON’T MEAN TO BE INSENSITIVE, LADIES, BUT I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH. KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SIGNING UP FOR WHEN YOU DATE A ‘WANTED’ DUDE. WITH ALL THE ‘BITCH DEBRIS’ FLYING AT THE WANTED MAN LIKE AN ASS-TEROID SHOWER, HE’S BOUND TO GET HIT IN THE PENIS.
I’M SURE I’LL GET SOME HATE FILLED SENSITIVE COMMENTS FOR THIS, BUT KEEP IN MIND I’M A COMEDIAN.. NOT DR. PHIL. SO I’LL HELP YOU IN ADVANCE… FUCK AFFION CROCKETT. I LOVE YOU, LADIES… NOT YOU, HOES.
Affion Crockett aka ‘OSKAMiLL’
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