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Question of the Day: Who knew Pippa Middleton was a member of “The Bad Girls Club”?
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Simon Cowell dumped Nicki Minaj for a new chick! [Entertainment Weekly]
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Katie Couric is about to sign a 20 million dollar deal with ABC, so maybe now she’ll get tattoos like Baby from Cash Money. [PEOPLE]
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Each Hugh Hefner wedding invitation should come with its own centerfold. [Hugh Hefner]
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Shouldn’t Charlie be jealous that one of his Angel’s digs Derek Jeter’s long ball? [The Wrap]
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Kanye West was here! Ever made love to a pharoah? Kate Upton is sexy, the end.
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If you name your kids after a character from “Twilight,” they will turn into werewolves and vampires. [Black Book]
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Michael Jackson: “Hey Liz,” Elizabeth Taylor: “What It Do Michael” MJ: (Nodding proudly) “Road trip with the Godfather!”
