Everyone has been wondering if the debt crisis would ruin Obama’s Birthday. Well America, it hasn’t.
President Barack Obamais in his hometown of Chicago to celebrate his 50th birthday.
STORY: Weekly Birthday Dopeness: Barack Obama!
Last night, the President attended his first party that included a performance by Jennifer Hudson and tonight he will attend another party with Herbie Hancock holding it down.
STORY: Obama Drops The Flyer To His 50th Birthday Party! (PHOTO)
Not sure what to get POTUS? Well, we got the 50 things that will satisfy Barack on his birthday, starting with a dance with…
One dance with Rihanna. It looks like everybody’s dancing with her these days!
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As a teenager Obama worked at Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop. Could Obama have an ice cream paint job? Ben & Jerry’s even launched “Yes Pecan!” in honor of Obama’s campaign slogan, ‘Yes, We Can.’
So, why not supply him with 50 scoops of his favorite ice cream?
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Meditation is always good, so how about a pair of big brass balls?
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Obama is all about charming his First Lady Michelle. On their first date, he took her to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing. Get him the Spike Lee Joint Collection for $18.53 on Amazon.
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This may be a gift for Joe Biden, but give it to Obama so he can give it to the Vice President: a muzzle.
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Since Obama loves playing pool, he can work on his game with a brand new pool table.
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Being the President can be very stressful, so much so, that it takes a toll on your hair, so ‘Just For Men’ would be perfect.
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An invitation to Kim Kardashian’s wedding wouldn’t be a bad look.
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Obama gotta get that Watch The Throne album, that should be a priority.
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We all have alter egos, Including Obama, aka Barry! He’s more like Beyonce when she dropped her album I AM … Sasha Fierce. So why not buy him the deluxe edition?
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A fly swatter.
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Possibly a hearing aid for those moments when he’d rather tune out.
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Give him some peanuts with that beer.
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Obama could use a smile!
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Let him have a smoke. Dealing with the debt ceiling and all the frustration has had Obama craving a cigarette.
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Obama is big fan of Spider-Man and the Conan the Barbarian comics. So we got Obama tickets to see Spider-Man on Broadway.
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We already know what the #obamssoundtrack is looking like. His favorite music artists include Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees. Obama is going to be styling and profiling with the newest Apple iPod.
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Obama’s favorite artist is Pablo Picasso! So why not give him passes to The Museum of Modern Art?
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Obama is an avid basketball player, so season tickets to his beloved Chicago Bulls would be ideal.
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Give him some intensity.
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Give Obama a joke, he loves to laugh.
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Give Obama some fun time with his kids!
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Obama loves to surf when he is in Hawaii. Surprise him with a top of the line custom surfboard by Tim Bessell.
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How about a fruit basket?
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Obama may not be the next Tiger Woods, but his golf game is on point. How about a family package to Kiawah Island Golf Resort?
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For a chilli lover, a 200 dollar gift card to Chilli’s bar and grill restaurant would be perfect.
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In his earlier years, Obama kept a pet ape called “Tata” while in Indonesia. Take him to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
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Obama loves to drink his black forest berry iced tea; with a month supply of this fruit flavored sensation, he will be just fine.
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Obama wears nothing but Hart Schaffner Marx suits; a custom birthday suit would be look great on him.
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Obama gets his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21. Hopefully, Zariff can give him a discount for 50 percent off.
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Obama reads Harry Potter to his oldest daughter Malia every night when he’s home. Having the collection of all the Harry Potter movies would be a great idea.
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Obama once said the three men he admired the most were Mahatma Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr. The collection of their biographies would be an excellent addition to his library.
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Obama should switch his game up, he has a bad habit of constantly checking his Blackberry; so get him the new iPhone.
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Obama can bench press a whopping 200lbs; so why not get him some notable/iconic workout plans by Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons?
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Obama’s favorite meal is wife Michelle’s shrimp linguini. Hopefully, Michelle stocks the freezer with her delicious pasta.
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Obama’s favorite fictional television programs are “M.A.S.H.” and “The Wire.” Did you know “The Wire” complete season is $200? Now that’s a nice gift.
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Obama was denied the appearance in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard. A calendar featuring Obama’s hottest looks would be eye catching.
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Obama’s favorite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville; maybe the exclusive edition to this book would be a good look.
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Obama owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes; why not get him a fifth pair?
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Obama means “one who is blessed” in Swahili. A book of Swahili names can be used for their future children.
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Obama won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father. How about another Grammy for being the best American Dad?
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Obama sure loves him some Aretha Franklin, after all, the soul legend performed at his inauguration ceremony. Buy him The Greatest Hits of Aretha Franklin.
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Obama loves using his Apple Mac laptop. Hopefully, Apple can give him a new one!
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You know Obama loves soul food, so why not a nice dinner at Harlem’s Silvia Restaurant?
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Hot Sauce is the key addition to every meal and Obama doesn’t mind adding a dash or two to his.
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Ronald Reagan loved jellybeans and Bill Clinton loves eating McDonald’s. But Obama cannot live without his pie.
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Obama rooted and cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Superbowl. So why not get him a Pittsburgh Jersey?
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Obama’s favorite president is Abraham Lincoln. A roll of pennies would be a great gift for him.
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We love Bo, the Obamas’ dog, but to get mean on the Republicans, get a him a Pitbull.
