Justin Bieber has been thrust into adulthood rather quickly! 20-year-old Mariah Yeater came out to the media this week, claiming the Biebs had fathered a 3-month-old child with her out of wedlock.
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In an interview with Today Show anchor Matt Lauer, the Biebs went on record saying:
“To set the record straight, none of it’s true. I never met the woman. I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never gonna be a victim.”
Biebs is too young to remember this, in fact he wasn’t even born when it happened, but he sounded a bit like former president Bill Clinton when he made that statement.
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Back in 1995, Bill Clinton started an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky during his first term. When the story broke, Clinton told America:
“I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky…”
We think Clinton should get in the lil homie’s ear and tell him what to do in this type of situation. Bieber already has the first part down: deny, deny, deny!
But here are a few other tips Clinton can give Justin.
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NO EVIDENCE!
Make sure you haven’t left any voicemails, pictures, text messages or stained dresses that may come back to haunt you. No evidence! Just ask Tiger Woods.
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No Gifts!
Don’t buy your girl Selena Gomez an expensive car or a diamond ring, it’s never a good look and you only come off looking guilty. Ask ya boy Kobe Bryant.
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Dirty Looks!
Tensions will rise between you and Selena, you will get dirty looks, even if you’re not the father.
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Deny!
Stick to your story no matter what. Don’t stray away from the original tale, ask Herman Cain!
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No Props!
Stay away from cigars. In fact, you’re too young to smoke anyway.
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Watch Your Girl!
Even if Selena doesn’t think that you cheated on her, the trust is gone, so she may creep on you with another dude. Keep your eyes on Joe Jonas.
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Bad Guy!
Innocent or guilty, you are the bad guy. But you have over 14 million Beliebers following you on Twitter, so you’re good. You’ll always be a good guy to them.
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Silence!
The code of silence is key in this type of situation, don’t confide in anyone if it’s true, not your boys, not your moms, not even your homie Usher. No one needs to know.
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Bros Before Ho*s!
Next time, if you’re forced to go to the studio with your boys or have a good time with a groupie, go with your boys.
