Have you stopped to think about what goes through the mind of Mariah Yeater? We don’t know too many 19-year-old women who will let a 16-year-old smash. Let alone fall for the V-card excuse.
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If you don’t know, Mariah is the girl who slapped Justin Bieber with a paternity suit like Rick James slapped Charlie Murphy earlier this week.
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Mariah is claiming that her 3-month-old baby boy shares the DNA of the prince of Canada.
After pictures of Mariah leaked to give us a better understanding of who she might be, we are still lost! So we decided to guess what Mariah might be thinking at random moments.
Maybe she gets higher than Virgin Airlines, or maybe she’s just naive, but that the things that go on inside of her cranium need to be examined.
We compiled a bunch of experts, by experts we mean a group of the funniest people we have on staff, and decided to guess what Mariah was thinking based off the pictures we have of her.
What we came up with was pure comedy gold.
Check out our gallery and tell if we got it right!
