Jay-Z and Kanye West have been killing the game while traveling on their Watch The Throne tour.
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Despite not having stage props, special guests, or a DJ, Jay and ‘Ye have managed to keep their fans totally enthralled for two and a half hours of music mayhem.
With a 41 song set list and two stages, Jay and ‘Ye haven’t had any trouble defending their titles as two kings of hip-hop.
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GlobalGrind began wondering how these two hip-hop kings came up with the creative concept of their tour, when we came across this interesting conversation.
Check it out below!
- Jay-Z: This concert is going to be so sweet.
- Kanye: Yeah, but not as sweet as Amber Rose’s lips.
- Jay-Z: Ye, what did I tell you about Amber Rose?
- Kanye: I don’t know. I forgot.
- Jay-Z: I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one, so cut that sh*t.
- Kanye: I know Jay, I just feel like I want to Runaway.
- Jay-Z: Cut the sh*t ‘Ye, you ain’t had a hardknock life.
- Kanye: No I haven’t, but I’ve had a hell of a life. Sh*t I even fell in love with a porn star.
- Jay-Z: Enough with the rants ‘Ye, how do we want to do this Watch The Throne tour?
- Kanye: I need lights, all of the lights, lots of lights, lights galore. I need Louis Vuitton lights to accent my Versace blouse.
- Jay-Z: OK, we’ll get you lights.
- Kanye: I also need naked bitches and swans on stage. I need a leather garter belt and sex swings. I need fountains of Hennessy and models swimming in them.
- Jay-Z: Chill out Kanye you’re going H.A.M.
- Kanye: We gotta let these n*ggas know who I AM!
- Jay-Z: No one man can have all that power.
- Beyonce walks in
- Jay-Z: Hey Bey, how’s my queen and bundle of joy doing?
- Beyonce: Pregnant! Very Very pregnant!
- Kanye: Oh sh*t Bey! I thought you was faking a baby bump.
- Beyonce & Jay-Z blank stares
- Jay-Z: So I don’t know if I told you yet but me and Beyonce are having a girl, and I think we’re going to name her…
- Kanye: *interrupts* Yo, Jay, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but me and Amber had the best relationship of all time!
- Jay-Z & Beyonce: We don’t believe you, you need more people.
- Kanye: Yeah, I know, but I need lights. I mean really f*cking bright lights. I don’t know if I told you, but I need flashing lights. I need more lights than the city of lights. We n*ggas in Paris and lights will have them going gorillas.
- Jay-Z: I don’t know what that means.
- Kanye: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative…It gets the people going.
- Jay-Z: I can’t knock your hustle, but let’s figure out how I’m going to come out.
- Kanye: Did I ever tell you that George Bush doesn’t care about black people?!
- Jay-Z: Yes, ‘Ye. You told me and the whole world.
- Kanye: Just making sure, you know they’re making a toast for assholes. And I’m a big one so…
- Jay-Z: We know ‘Ye. Let’s hit this stage.
- Backstage after finishing their first show in Atlanta.
- Kanye: Yo Jay that sh*t cray!
- Jay-Z: I agree that sh*t cray! Can I get an encore?!
Obviously, this conversation isn’t a real one, but after seeing Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne concert, we’re pretty sure their exchange of ideals had to be pretty funny.