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Jay-Z and Kanye West have been killing the game while traveling on their Watch The Throne tour. 

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Despite not having stage props, special guests, or a DJ, Jay and ‘Ye have managed to keep their fans totally enthralled for two and a half hours of music mayhem. 

With a 41 song set list and two stages, Jay and ‘Ye haven’t had any trouble defending their titles as two kings of hip-hop. 

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GlobalGrind began wondering how these two hip-hop kings came up with the creative concept of their tour, when we came across this interesting conversation. 

Check it out below!

  • Jay-Z: This concert is going to be so sweet. 
  • Kanye: Yeah, but not as sweet as Amber Rose’s lips. 
  • Jay-Z: Ye, what did I tell you about Amber Rose? 
  • Kanye: I don’t know. I forgot. 
  • Jay-Z: I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one, so cut that sh*t. 
  • Kanye: I know Jay, I just feel like I want to Runaway. 
  • Jay-Z: Cut the sh*t ‘Ye, you ain’t had a hardknock life. 
  • Kanye: No I haven’t, but I’ve had a hell of a life. Sh*t I even fell in love with a porn star. 
  • Jay-Z: Enough with the rants ‘Ye, how do we want to do this Watch The Throne tour? 
  • Kanye: I need lights, all of the lights, lots of lights, lights galore. I need Louis Vuitton lights to accent my Versace blouse. 
  • Jay-Z: OK, we’ll get you lights. 
  • Kanye: I also need naked bitches and swans on stage. I need a leather garter belt and sex swings. I need fountains of Hennessy and models swimming in them.
  • Jay-Z: Chill out Kanye you’re going H.A.M.
  • Kanye: We gotta let these n*ggas know who I AM!
  • Jay-Z: No one man can have all that power. 
  • Beyonce walks in
  • Jay-Z: Hey Bey, how’s my queen and bundle of joy doing? 
  • Beyonce: Pregnant! Very Very pregnant!
  • Kanye: Oh sh*t Bey! I thought you was faking a baby bump. 
  • Beyonce & Jay-Z blank stares
  • Jay-Z: So I don’t know if I told you yet but me and Beyonce are having a girl, and I think we’re going to name her…
  • Kanye: *interrupts* Yo, Jay, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but me and Amber had the best relationship of all time!
  • Jay-Z & Beyonce: We don’t believe you, you need more people. 
  • Kanye: Yeah, I know, but I need lights. I mean really f*cking bright lights. I don’t know if I told you, but I need flashing lights. I need more lights than the city of lights. We n*ggas in Paris and lights will have them going gorillas. 
  • Jay-Z: I don’t know what that means.
  • Kanye: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative…It gets the people going. 
  • Jay-Z: I can’t knock your hustle, but let’s figure out how I’m going to come out.
  • Kanye: Did I ever tell you that George Bush doesn’t care about black people?!
  • Jay-Z: Yes, ‘Ye. You told me and the whole world. 
  • Kanye: Just making sure, you know they’re making a toast for assholes. And I’m a big one so…
  • Jay-Z: We know ‘Ye. Let’s hit this stage. 
  • Backstage after finishing their first show in Atlanta. 
  • Kanye: Yo Jay that sh*t cray!
  • Jay-Z: I agree that sh*t cray! Can I get an encore?!

Obviously, this conversation isn’t a real one, but after seeing Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne concert, we’re pretty sure their exchange of ideals had to be pretty funny.