Ever since Beyonce rubbed her belly after her performance at the MTV Awards, the world has been waiting for her to give birth.
Well it’s finally happened and the blessed baby’s name is Blue Ivy Carter. After all the false alarms, hype and hoopla, some people have joked that people are acting like Beyonce gave birth to the second coming of Christ.
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Well that’s obviously not the case, but the baby is already changing people’s lives. A Brooklyn father was banned from seeing his twin newborn babies and other mothers at Lenox Hill hospital in Manhattan where Bey gave birth, claimed they haven’t been able to get the attention they need since Blue arrived.
Even former Destiny Child’s member Michelle Williams got some flack for not publicly saying congrats to Beyonce.
But while Blue Ivy might not be the second coming of Christ, her life can be used to change the world right now within the next year.
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I’ve come up with five ways Blue Ivy Carter can change the world:
Say Cheese!
Imagine if Jay-Z and Beyonce sell the first pictures of Blue Ivy Carter for millions. If my gauge of thirst for these photos is accurate, I’m willing to bet that if Lindsay Lohan can get a million dollars to pose for a magazine, Beyonce’s baby can get triple that amount to smile for the cameras.
Now since Bey and Hov are don’t need the money they could donate it to charity, help change the world and change the lives of some folks. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Don’t Watch Me, Watch TV!
Jay-Z and Beyonce’s fans go hard! So why not put the Blue Ivy’s Christening on television and charge people to watch it. This will serve two purposes, put an end to the Illuminati rumors and provide a large check to donate to charity. Then BAM! The world is changed!
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What’s better than donating money to charity? Donating a school! The world would love it if Jay-Z and Beyonce opened up two schools in their daughter’s name: the Blue Ivy Academy for Boys and Girls. They could open one in Houston and another in Brooklyn. This way, Jay could really have his Brooklyn Carter.
The New Thanksgiving/Christmas
Since Blue Ivy was born on January 7th and people are joking that she is the second coming, why not plan a big feast to give back to the less fortunate? We all know the baby will be privileged. Jay-Z has already rapped about spoiling her rotten, so make sure she knows the spirit of giving back. Hell, it can even be a national holiday. B.I.C. Day.
Everything Must Go!
Biggie’s son CJ Wallace starred in a movie called Everything Must Go about a man who held a yard sale. Well, Blue Ivy could have a yard sale for the future. It’s been reported that Beyonce and Jay-Z have created a 2000 square foot nursery decked out with all types of swag. We’re talking stuff like a Swarovski studded high chair, and custom made coach carriage, a gold plated rocking horse and many other out of this world things. So when the baby has outgrown its lavish toys, auction them off!
